"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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chrissspy:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

I’ve never read a more truthful post in my life. and i never say shit like this.

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"The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it."

Beau Taplin || the hours between.  (via bribery)

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foulmilk:

we, as women, need to stop pretending we can change men. we have this mentality that we can transform a fuckboy into a gentlemen, and that’s just not how it works. once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. don’t waste your time on a man who won’t waste his time on you

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  • Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
  • High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
  • College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
  • History Channel: Aliens.

w-a-r-r-i-o-r-s-x:

Who needs a girlfriend when you have brownies

baracknobama:

remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid 

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